Lauderdale tea party

Get out your calendars, Naked Politics is reporting
that there will be another Lauderdale Tea Party on Saturday (1:00 pm). I have a few questions about this, though...

1. Do participants have to dress up like Native Americans this time?
2. Is tea ecologically-friendly, or is the turbidity just a side benefit?
3. The original tea party was intended as a blow against protectionism. Is this party an indication that the attendees are against agricultural subsidies?

So many questions...